Morning Oppo

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:17 • Filed to: None

So a guy from a trucking company we deal with came by to drop off some paperwork and brought coffee. I’m the only one in the office for at least another couple hours. I’M GONNA HEAR COLOURS

As a bonus, I don’t really have much to do... so these are likely to go down even faster

He said one had cream. I guess I’ll turn that into iced coffee. Coffee is supposed to be black

DISCUSSION (30)

shpuker > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:28

Beyond jealous. Tim’s is life.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:29

AND SEE SOUNDS

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:29

I like how the whole post is written in a disjointed stream of consciousness like you’ve already had a bunch.

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:29

Also:

Kinja'd!!!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > shpuker
08/10/2017 at 10:30

I mean, the coffee isn’t fantastic unless it’s dark roast... BUT HEY FREE COFFEE

...And more or less being paid to be available. I am content.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/10/2017 at 10:30

AND PEE BLOOD

...oh wait.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/10/2017 at 10:31

This is the normal me. Caffeine and/or alcohol merely enhance me

I don’t usually have morning coffee. I’m usually running too late and too much of a cheap ass

shpuker > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:31

The coffee is good enough, the sandwiches are phenomenal.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:32

Coffee is best black, creme & sugar ruin coffee.

ttyymmnn > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:32

Like alcohol, free is best. You might need a defibrillator.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > shpuker
08/10/2017 at 10:33

Farmers Breakfast Wrap ftw

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
08/10/2017 at 10:34

I make two exceptions:

- A Tim’s French Vanilla.

- An otherwise black coffee with Maple Syrup (try it).

All other iterations are wrong at best and sacrilege at worst.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > ttyymmnn
08/10/2017 at 10:35

hjk.jlxcvj

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:36

If you add syrup, whipped cream and sprinkles to your coffee, it’s no coffee, it’s a dessert.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/10/2017 at 10:39

Whipped cream: out.

Sprinkles: whaddayanutz?

Cream/milk/sugar: nah

Maple Syrup: This we can discuss. Once in a while.

Tim’s French Vanilla: The only acceptable coffee shop “coffee with additives” product. Again, once in a while.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:42

Coffee is supposed to be black.

What’s wrong with white coffee? Or tan or purple? What if the coffee doesn’t identify with its color assigned at brewing? Your just perpetuating coffee stereotypes!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Future next gen S2000 owner
08/10/2017 at 10:45

Black coffee is more intelligent. Biologically. Black coffee matters. No white coffee in my black bathroom. Something about race riot food fights.

Imma stop before I get banned

404 - User No Longer Available > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:45

Coffee is supposed to be black

Yeah but that’s Tim Hortons... so it’s just brown water.

chaozbandit > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 10:48

Given I recognize the GTR from the last post and Tim Hortons is live, I assume you’re close enough to make it out to Cars and Coffee so I’ll just leave this here

https://www.facebook.com/events/774641532709191/?ref=br_rs

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > 404 - User No Longer Available
08/10/2017 at 10:52

Capitalist pig

In all seriousness, yeah. It’s not the greatest stuff out there by any stretch. The dark roast is pretty good... this is not that.

BUT: Free coffee

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > chaozbandit
08/10/2017 at 10:55

Probably, but I don’t facebook. Or do meetups, really. I like screens between me and my internet people—no offense. I just like to keep real life and online life separate, ya know?

Which isn’t to say I’ll never show up and a C&C... :)

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2017 at 11:08

I work at Tims as a side job and hate working there with a passion, so this post saddens and angers me on a personal level.

On a non-personal level, w00t free coffee! :P

Kinja'd!!!